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Trust me, Bart, it’s better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them. There’s only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!

Well that would require some sort of a Rebigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle…

Lisa, Marge, Maggie, Homer and Bart first appeared on April 19, 1987, as a cartoon short The Tracey Ullman Show. As The Simpsons celebrate their 30th birthday, Martin Chilton picks their greatest quotes.

So bear in mind that in order to even tackle such a tall order, we had to put a few ground rules in place. So enjoy yourselves, and let us know what you think of these quotes in the comments below.100.

So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.

Now we play the waiting game…Ahh, the waiting game sucks.

“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail”- Homer Simpson's quip in How I Spent My Strummer Vacation (2002).

The Simpsons was created by Matt Groening and developed by Groening, James L Brooks and Sam Simon.

These are just a few of the men who have come to spit on Montgomery Burns’ grave.

unless it’s a cigarette lit with a hundred-dollar bill. Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish.

[throws them out the door] Get the hell outta here!

We’re all frightened and horny, but we can’t let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring!

He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters.

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