Fuck buddy no fee
And you can move on to the next phase of your life knowing you did the right thing.Have you been seeing someone on the regular who satisfies one critical need in your life (hint: sex)?How hard is it to find a new prospect after your old one fizzles you out for someone taller?About as hard as picking up your phone and swiping right.
(If, of course, you don’t end up living happily ever after with your new boo, which we’re totally sure you will.) Maybe you’re catching feelings and need some time to evaluate whether it’s real or just your post-sex oxytocin.
If a dildo or a Fleshlight became sentient and gained access to an i Phone, then that would be the closest possible comparison.
A WELP is not a boyfriend or girlfriend, because you simply don’t want to date them.
Are they a part of your life out of utter convenience?
Despite having seen them naked, do you find yourself perplexed as to what to call this person?
Embracing a person as a WELP just means saying "yes" to your recklessness, your youth, and the glorious lack of responsibilities that you’ll have until you propose on bended knee or accidentally make a baby (be careful out there! A last-resort cheese for a mediocre sandwich, or a TV show that you watch because the remote control recently exploded.